GREG CRABERS TEN STEPS TO BEING A BETTER BROADCASTER
Editors Note: This is sarcastic. Tongue in cheek. You know the drill. From a friend I worked with in the military broadcasting world, now an anchor and reporter in the Northwest. I always liked his sense of humor: A JOURNALIST'S 10 STEPS TO PROPER BROADCASTING Taken from Volume II of Greg Craber's School of Broadcasting 1. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU'RE DOING, YOU'RE THE BEST THERE IS AT IT. 2. NEVER DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE, UNLESS YOU DIRECTLY BENEFIT MONITARILY OR OTHERWISE. 3. YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS AROUND YOU. 4. MAKE SURE EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE THAT IS REALLY GOOD. 5. AFTER YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING FOR SOMEONE, THEY OWE YOU! 6. WHEN LOOKING FOR A PARKING SPOT, YOU ARE BOTH A "DV" AND A "VIP". 7. EVERYONE (excluding relatives) OF THE OPPOSITE SEX WOULD "LIKE TO KNOW YOU BETTER". 8. MAKE SURE YOUR PRESENCE IS ANNOUNCED ANY TIME YOU ENTER A ROOM WITH MORE THAN 7 PEOPLE PRESENT...